Below Average

They say that healthy life expectancy, 
Which is the number of years you live problem-free, 
Averages around sixty-three. 
Let’s see how that adds up for me. 

Well, there were those months then... 
And those weeks back when... 
And that stretch where I was okay 
(Although others might not have seen it that way). 

But all of that doesn't amount to much 
And when you factor in the law of averages and such, 
With my total so low, all I can say is, wow, 
Some lucky bugger’s having themselves 
A really great life right now.